jenni K. Sloane
I’m Jenni, a Product Designer in LA. I’m open to full-time and freelance work.
What are you more afraid of spiders or snakes?
Bees. If a precious, cute, endangered, little bee buzzes within five feet of me I will scream, drop everything, and run into traffic for some reason. No, I’m not allergic. Don't even talk to me about wasps.
If you had to invent a fun catch phrase to sell toothpaste right now, what would it be?
You are your own tooth fairy, save your teeth.
Would you rather go on a week long safari with Ned Flanders or get a haircut from Rick, of Rick & Morty?
A safari would be amazing, but stupid, sexy Flanders would ruin it for sure. With Rick, nothing is what it seems; a haircut will for sure become an inter-dimensional adventure with drinks. So sign me up for that.
Tomatoes, do you love them or hate them?
I'm not into tomato slices on my burger, but I am into the things tomatoes can become. Like salsa, or marinara, or a rating system for movies.
If you were a scented candle what scent would you be?
Campfire. Then every time someone came over they would be like, "Did you just go camping?" And I would be like, "No, because I'm a candle."
If I asked you to ruin a funeral by bringing only one item with you, what would that item be?
Who is your celebrity crush?
I'm actually married to Keanu, he just doesn't know it yet.